i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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