I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do vagina's smell?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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