I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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