There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
should my penis look like a turkey
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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