She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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