Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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