awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
