strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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