there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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