so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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