she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
and she was petting her beer can
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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