margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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