maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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