just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize