So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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