Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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