If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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