If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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