tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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