nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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