Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
where am i from again
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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