the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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