is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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