Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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