I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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