How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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