Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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