Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The struggles of a small town man whore
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