Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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