He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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