You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my poor anus
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
