You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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