This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
