You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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