he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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