Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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