her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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