Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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