But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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