Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Someone shit on the floor
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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