Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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