youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
