playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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