Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It was confusing and full of hummus
is wine microwaveable?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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