No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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