Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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