Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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