After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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