So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
