I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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