I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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