i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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