Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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