he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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