Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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