Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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