After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
