In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Drunk is not a location!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
